Things That Can Happen When You’re On The Computer For A Bit Too Long Because You Thought The Kids Were Just Playing Nicely By Themselves
February 18th, 2009
1. A big brother can take a pair of scissors and give his sister bangs, providing her with a new look that is not dissimilar from that of the lead singer of a Swedish techno-punk band your husband likes.
2. Your kindergartner can order “Body of Lies” starring Russell Crowe and Leonardo DiCaprio, rated R, for $4.99, from “Comcast on Demand”.
3. Your daughter can take Crayola markers and draw multiple smiley faces all over her entire body – including the bottom of feet (which is quite impressive actually).
4. You can realize that this is the longest winter ever and school vacation week is only fun for those who get on a plane and head south.
