According to my brother, folks in Texas have these things called deer feeders. It’s a contraption that you can hang in a tree in your yard to help feed the deer. You load it up and it’s on a timer, so every hour it spews out corn or some other similar snack onto the ground.

In my current relaxed vacation state I had a fantastic idea…

I’m totally getting one for my kitchen and filling it with teddy grahams.